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Sex With Hookers Proves We’re Truly Next-Gen!

Sex With Hookers Proves We’re Truly Next-Gen!

That is by far the strangest title I’ve ever typed, but stay with me here…

The new GTA for the Xbox One and PS4 has finally hit the wild, and gamers wasted no time delving in to see what they could unearth. Rockstar promised a new experience and absolutely did not disappoint. Not only did we get better graphics and more goodies to tinker around with, but the revolutionary first-person mode has changed the way we interact with sandbox worlds forever! It’s very likely Rockstar has set a new standard, one by which all other copycats will be meassured.

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But let’s face it. It wouldn’t be GTA without a little controversy right? In recent days, several racy videos have popped up that go beyond just hanging out in a polygon-laden strip club. First up is folks putting the first-person mode to good use, which allows us a peek inside your car while entertaining one of the many ladies of the night. By simply cruising Los Santos after dark, you’ll eventually find a hooker who’ll gladly invite herself into your car and proceed to give you either oral sex or ride you like a prize winning pony. Second is the peyote. When taking the hallucinogenic drug, you’ll find yourself experiencing a psychedelic trip that temporarily transforms you into a seagull, chicken, and other creatures for a short time. Needless to say, Rockstar delivered on its promise. This certainly ain’t your Daddy’s ‘ Auto . Couple that with the violence which comes standard in any GTA title, and it once again becomes a lightning-rod for those outside our industry who would seek to do us harm.

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One of the most prominent faces is someone like Jack Thompson, an anti-video game activist. You might remember him as the guy who specifically targeted the Grand Theft Auto franchise in years past, going so far as to blame it for several school shootings, such as Sandy Hook. Oh, and did I mention he’s a disbarred attorney? But here’s what guys like this will never understand about us. The fact that we can fire up our consoles, rob a bank, take a drug trip, bang a hooker, and then top it off with a soothing round of golf proves just how far we’ve come.

Games aren’t causing us to de-evolve like Thompson and others might suggest. Quite the contrary. This is the epitome of evolution! We’ve come such a long way since the days of simplistic outings like Pong or Super Mario that it’s unreal. No longer are we limited to just hopping from platform to platform or trapped by linear gameplay mechanics that offer only one path. Our technological advancements have afforded us worlds where we can be anything, go anywhere, and do everything. It’s an exciting time to say the least, with only our imaginations limiting us.

Sex With Hookers Proves We’re Truly Next-Gen!

Of course, there are some out there who view scenes with violence, drugs, and sex, and then want to go out and perform acts of violence, take drugs, and have sex. (Put me down for that last one.) But that represents only 1/10 th of 1% of us. The rest can appreciate just how valuable this hobby really is. The mountain off in the distance is no longer just idle scenery, but rather a new adventure waiting to be crossed. Our virtual worlds have blossomed in such a way; they must be experienced to truly understand. That’s why people like Jack Thompson will forever remain ignorant.

So the next time you’re trippin’ balls on peyote or rockin’ the casbah with a prostitute in GTA , remember to thank your lucky stars you’re living in 2014. Welcome to the new age!

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  • Library of over 500 titles
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